Mark’s mom is a master of self-defense. She will whip these two spineless babies into weapons of mass misdirection.
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What we learnt from this video: 1. Do trust your relatives especially cousins 2. If getting attacked by a No.1 Gang boss don't get hit in a vulnerable place 3. If he's a tough guy throw your wallet in their face and run. 4. When getting in to a fight to the death over your girlfriend/boyfriend don't fight their not worth it (Use your brain) 5. If they ARE worth it, call them and ask if they value your relationship more than the other guy. If they do then fight. (Whoever wins gets both of the girls/boys) 6. When attacked by a stronger and taller guy tell them you're going to pray and keep praying until they give up. 7. If threatened with a gun either: swipe it away, tell them to kill you, or become friends. 8. If a woman is being stalked by a guy kick them in the nut and run away 9. If you loose everything because of someone else and you want revenge. Don't do it and let it go. 10. Ethan looks better with a clean cut.
The way she keeps insisting about don’t trust relatives, and then specifically zeroes in on cousins makes me think there’s a dark, hidden story behind those words. And I can believe if something did happen, most likely the perpetrator was never reprimanded because Korea is very lax on sexual offenders, especially back then. Pretty much the blanket response was it was the woman’s fault for looking too promiscuous. Korea was not a safe place for alone women and children. And the workplace still promotes sexual harassment, and i mean REAL sexual harassment, not like saying “hey, nice haircut”
I feel like momiplier sees Ethan as like, Mark’s childhood bestie. Like if Mark tried to convince his mom he’s been friends with Ethan since elementary and she’s just never seen him by coincidence or doesn’t remember him, it would work
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3:04 wow, now that he said it, there's a really big age difference, i knew that, but it sound powerful
Momiplier: Pray to God
Ethan: Prays
Mark: Understandable, have a great day!
I love how Mark's handphone looks like a 90's cordless, but Ethan does the "smartphone" hold. XD
What we learnt from this video:
1. Do trust your relatives especially cousins
2. If getting attacked by a No.1 Gang boss don't get hit in a vulnerable place
3. If he's a tough guy throw your wallet in their face and run.
4. When getting in to a fight to the death over your girlfriend/boyfriend don't fight their not worth it (Use your brain)
5. If they ARE worth it, call them and ask if they value your relationship more than the other guy. If they do then fight. (Whoever wins gets both of the girls/boys)
6. When attacked by a stronger and taller guy tell them you're going to pray and keep praying until they give up.
7. If threatened with a gun either: swipe it away, tell them to kill you, or become friends.
8. If a woman is being stalked by a guy kick them in the nut and run away
9. If you loose everything because of someone else and you want revenge. Don't do it and let it go.
10. Ethan looks better with a clean cut.
Noooo eathan is in dad mode
What did the cousins of the world do to momiplier-
One of my favorite videos.
I'm still confused about the accuracy of what Ethan say at 11:29 tho
"I've been watching you for six days." "Well don't."
I like the Momiplier street smarts just a tiny bit better than the Detective JJ Bittenbinder street smarts.
Momiplier: Don't trust your cousins!
Me: one of my cousins is my best friend
Me: oH nO
mark asking his mom for some life lessons about the street makes her seem like a real OG
The way she keeps insisting about don’t trust relatives, and then specifically zeroes in on cousins makes me think there’s a dark, hidden story behind those words. And I can believe if something did happen, most likely the perpetrator was never reprimanded because Korea is very lax on sexual offenders, especially back then. Pretty much the blanket response was it was the woman’s fault for looking too promiscuous. Korea was not a safe place for alone women and children. And the workplace still promotes sexual harassment, and i mean REAL sexual harassment, not like saying “hey, nice haircut”
I feel like momiplier sees Ethan as like, Mark’s childhood bestie. Like if Mark tried to convince his mom he’s been friends with Ethan since elementary and she’s just never seen him by coincidence or doesn’t remember him, it would work
✨ we're friends now✨
I love how awkward it is for Mark when his mom plugs her instagram 😂😂😂
Mark: he killed my family, how do I get revenge
Me: youre Keanu reeves you should know
Momiplier is just living out her fantasy through them.
13:46 Killed your family, got off scot-free, it's impossible to get him convicted, hes part of the biggest gang… So Ethan is a cop now?
3:44
a man is jus trying to ask for directionsmark:It took me -3 seconds to go follow Momiplier as soon as it was mentioned
Momaplier: kick him in his nut. His singular nut
Rule 1 don't trust your relatives me who hasn't trust family since the womb
The battle cry when mark has his head drilled by a god damn sphere 🤣
Just kick them in the nuts then face a repeat
I am convinced that momiplier has the secrets to the universe. Yes momiplier, I will not trust the cousins!!
3:06 Unus Annus= Sasuke and Itachi
Momiplier is such a mom
Kick his N U T
Momiplier: Do not try to be like Mark.
Mark: visible sadness
She knows that under that facial hair Mark still is a babeeeey