What are some funny techniques that we can add to this list?
My personal favorite is a tie between the first one (Paul Vunak’s “Bite
your way out of a rear naked choke”) and the last one (how to take down a
guy who grabs your butt). Which techniques made you crack up the most?
Blood is red, my gloves are blue; I’ve used the seize testicle technique,
it works, it’s true!
The “donkey guard” is the most unrealistic and impractical thing ever.
>yfw glover used donkey guard to great effect against a high level black
belt at metamoris.
This is hilarious! And your voice fits the style of the videos perfectly!
Do more! LOL
1:15 “if you’re giving a client a foot massage, and he doesn’t pay, this is
how you make em pay”
Certified Owl here. That donkey looks like he wants an owl to swoop down on
him! Also, for the last demonstration, the girl should just poop on the
person grabbing her butt. That way, she sickens the guy and also lightens
her own weight to make herself run faster in her escape. Whenever owls
prepare to hunt prey, we always clear out our bowels and release a white
stream of excrement. Yes. our poop is white. Humans and your disgusting
anatomies make your poop brown or black. So disgusting.
0:35 Did he just say “now when he pulls away, he has very little meat
left”. LMAO XD Zombie self defense.
bite FTW lol
ad this to your list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIb0KZeUr48