Exercises in Futility – Self-Defense for Snowflakes
Watch me roast some trouble-making snowflakes as they fail miserably at performing basic calisthenics and self-defense techniques.
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Comedic Juggernaut Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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They oppose heteronormative gym cultures, but justify what they are trying to do by quoting Mark Rippetoe. Like I said about the new David Vincent song (which correlates to this pretty well), what a sad pile of trash.
I am not a shining example of a physically fit human male. If you need your couch/fridge/stove/bedroom moved, I'll do it, as long as there is pizza and beer afterwards.
And I'm in better shape than these betas. This is sad.
I've seen 10 year olds inflict more harm to the air with a fart than those weak excuses for punches during their shadow boxing session. If they think they know how to fight now they should also consider taking out a hefty life insurance policy also.
main thing you need for a fight, a willingness to fight in the first place. also it would help if you had a decent amount testosterone so you don't have the hips of an 9 year old girl.
wow. what a flowery, fairy funtastic, fuck fest. Thanks elgintensity, as a martial artist I just cringed soo hard I think I sprouted a tumor. If they can't grasp the basic form of a squat, they wont be able to form the technique of a jab none the less everything to follow. I would say I feel sympathy for them if they get into a fight, but they look like the types that would faint at the sound of a burley queef.
I'm 15 years old and high school right wing football player. Those pussy as boys couldn't even stand up to me and they are college dropouts that weigh 250 min. The most I would pay for that class is my 75c gender wage gap
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I'm sure his hat matches his sports bra… lol!
your next video should be the extreme right wing ,yes the white supremacist
Roast the new Crossfit documentary "Fittest On Earth"!!!
If there is such a thing as the gay mafia, it's Antifa.
when are you doing more gym fails? that's your best shit. although this one is funny too. damn snowflakes.
No more gym idiots?
Well done Elgin, now all the fascists are going to idolize you, you idiot
Rectal buccaneers, rofl!!!
OH GOD, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM GET INTO A REAL FIGHT!!!
They oppose heteronormative gym cultures, but justify what they are trying to do by quoting Mark Rippetoe. Like I said about the new David Vincent song (which correlates to this pretty well), what a sad pile of trash.
I am not a shining example of a physically fit human male. If you need your couch/fridge/stove/bedroom moved, I'll do it, as long as there is pizza and beer afterwards.
And I'm in better shape than these betas. This is sad.
This is the most Beta thing I have ever seen.
I've seen 10 year olds inflict more harm to the air with a fart than those weak excuses for punches during their shadow boxing session. If they think they know how to fight now they should also consider taking out a hefty life insurance policy also.
1:55 did everyone miss this. Ned Flanders is missing his leg.
LOL this is the best thing this channel ever has. LOL just before they halfway mark, "ZEROOO#
PLEASE do more political related commentary you're fucking hilarious and spot on
the only self defense they need is a shirt that says "im an antifa"
main thing you need for a fight, a willingness to fight in the first place. also it would help if you had a decent amount testosterone so you don't have the hips of an 9 year old girl.
Do more gym idiots elgin
90 % of trolls in the comments sound and look like this lol
IM FUCKING DEAD XDXDXD
Damn our world is so fucked up. You pretty much will be gainfully employed with all this source material.
looks awkward…
wow. what a flowery, fairy funtastic, fuck fest. Thanks elgintensity, as a martial artist I just cringed soo hard I think I sprouted a tumor. If they can't grasp the basic form of a squat, they wont be able to form the technique of a jab none the less everything to follow. I would say I feel sympathy for them if they get into a fight, but they look like the types that would faint at the sound of a burley queef.
I'm 15 years old and high school right wing football player. Those pussy as boys couldn't even stand up to me and they are college dropouts that weigh 250 min. The most I would pay for that class is my 75c gender wage gap
I could care less what they are I just want to beat the piss out of them for everything