The Self Defense MLM That's Not Protecting Anyone: Damsel in Defense| Multi Level Mondays
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Silly silly… I love these videos & hopefully just a few women will see these & think before getting involved and becoming broke because of them! 🙌🏻
In like 2015 I bought a Damsel in defense stun gun from a girl who was selling it on fb. I didnt know it was an mlm until after I bought it but she was selling it super cheap ($20) so whatever lol probably 6 months later my friend was going to test it on himself (since I had never used it and didn't know if it even worked) and it 100% did not work at alllllll! Lol! Thank God I never had to use it for real, I would have been screwed. Also there was no indicator of if the battery was full or if it needed to be charged so I had to plug it in every night just to be sure. Needless to say I threw it away that day
Bear mace is illegal to use on people do to it being powerful enough to cause permanent damage and sometimes even kill people it is used on. You already knew that though right?
The "coffee, jesus, and pepper spray" is honestly really funny, and I'd get something with that on it for a meme- but not from them. Fear tactics aren't cute
My aunt: I gotta taser! … … slowly inches it closer to me Me: before you do that, remember that the reason I don't carry a taser or mace is because I much prefer coming with knives….and that will slow me down…maybe even stop me for a while…but your ass had better be getting right into the car and driving away after… Aunt: O.O puts taser away
So what? Basic girls are selling the same product behind the same marketing minus the MLM scheme, but is then same garbage, and no-one is complaining about it.
Once I heard the God/Jesus part I was already suspicious. When companies go into the Christianity talk unwarranted there's always something more under the surface.
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Silly silly… I love these videos & hopefully just a few women will see these & think before getting involved and becoming broke because of them! 🙌🏻
HOLD ON A MINUTE I HEARD "16 inch stun batton" NOT A FCKING STUN GUN
In like 2015 I bought a Damsel in defense stun gun from a girl who was selling it on fb. I didnt know it was an mlm until after I bought it but she was selling it super cheap ($20) so whatever lol probably 6 months later my friend was going to test it on himself (since I had never used it and didn't know if it even worked) and it 100% did not work at alllllll! Lol! Thank God I never had to use it for real, I would have been screwed. Also there was no indicator of if the battery was full or if it needed to be charged so I had to plug it in every night just to be sure. Needless to say I threw it away that day
Lol, everyone knows the best weapon to use in a dangerous situation is vitamins! Amino acids is what assailants fear most of all!
Bear mace is illegal to use on people do to it being powerful enough to cause permanent damage and sometimes even kill people it is used on. You already knew that though right?
Just drink all the vitamins in an emergency and then yeet the bottle at the attacker, the extreme energy boost will let you run away
I'm a whole seller who sells razers, honestly we pay between 5 an 11 dollars per razer, and they're highly rated on the sites we buy from.
I play damsel in defense mode!
i have the kubotan
The "coffee, jesus, and pepper spray" is honestly really funny, and I'd get something with that on it for a meme- but not from them.
Fear tactics aren't cute
My aunt: I gotta taser! … … slowly inches it closer to me
Me: before you do that, remember that the reason I don't carry a taser or mace is because I much prefer coming with knives….and that will slow me down…maybe even stop me for a while…but your ass had better be getting right into the car and driving away after…
Aunt: O.O puts taser away
So what? Basic girls are selling the same product behind the same marketing minus the MLM scheme, but is then same garbage, and no-one is complaining about it.
7:35 I think you know exactly how you're meant to do that.
Sabre is pronounced say-bur, like the sword
I work at a gun shop where we sell stun guns and pepper spray. Your basic items like this cost around $30 at most.
Bill cipher’s sister destroys all of her own kind
6:20
I don’t like to use this word
But holy shit is this section cringy
It’s painful, honestly
Once I heard the God/Jesus part I was already suspicious. When companies go into the Christianity talk unwarranted there's always something more under the surface.
remember ladies carry a gun or a knife