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Self Defense Tips: Door Machete #sword #meme #shorts

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@Terr42002 says:

The burglar will see a darksouls healthbar and hear boss musik the moment he touches that machete.

@calvinb2965 says:

"Why did you pick that up? Now I have to remove the fingerprints you just left. Where did I leave the rubbing alcohol?"

@MasonTheTarished says:

pick up machete?
interact
Ludwig the holy blade plays
The Undefeated Blade of Death
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@helkat9876 says:

wow so cool

@ripchapley6878 says:

That mans boyfriend has a great point.

@alannala9235 says:

Gotta give them the mini kitchen knife fr

@danieldempsey8297 says:

🤣 guy breaks into house finds a note
Their are 13 weapons hidden around the house, use them to survive until the cops get here
Good luck

@matthewspencer5548 says:

Seems wrong to try and kill an unarmed person.
(tosses a knife to them)
NOW IT'S A FIGHT!!!

@butcherbio says:

You for sure this guy is serious since the hilt of all is sword are on the right

@HIKARUSerenity says:

He is so considerate to the broker

@DreamscapeGary says:

Having a duel with your robber is hard🔥🔥

@Sunnylee718 says:

Average American burglars: you just brought a sword to a gun fight

@saxtonsapien1750 says:

I got an empty 12 gauge by my front door

@blackberrypineapple2243 says:

it's illegal to kill an unarmed person:
okay

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