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People Who Had to Act in Self Defense Share Their Stories – r/AskReddit

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Sylveonaire says:

They should make this a subreddit and call it r/notmebutmygrandpa

elpelonmtz says:

9 double one

Marcus McCloud says:

When the guy got shot with birdshot they had to be really close because I’ve been like twenty feet from birds and shot them with birdshot and they still flew away

Corban Hanson says:

Cops are freaking stupid “I want this dog killed because of what it did” the dog was PROTECTING THE OWNER YOU USELESS PEANUT

Benjamin Danielsen says:

I scared the shit out of a robber trying to break in through the window by pointing a magnum revolver and him seeing me standing at 6'2" with a lean build (I've since grown to 6'6" and have a heavier build). Good thing I have resting angry face, because otherwise he would've realized that 14 year old me was close to pissing myself and didn't have any idea how to use it.

NobodyNoMe ? says:

Let me Mary my 18 yr/ol girlfreind

XanderCreates says:

Me: *pulls out gun in self defense* *chuckles* you’re in danger.

JLG48 says:

Moral of the majority of these stories, don't mess with Grandpa!

Eli Koger says:

No one:

Redditors: NoT ME buT My GraNDpa

The Kobster 05 says:

You steal my diamond pickaxe I steal your kitchen knife and stick it up your ribs

Bruno Borges says:

9…… Double 1

M Ma says:

That last one was honestly amazing and it's one of the many reasons I prefer my dog over any person

Abradella Spoof says:

From now on I'll say "Nine Double One" instead of "Nine One One"

Monotone Cthulhu says:

NOT ME BUT MY GRANDPA

Pikeel Kevin says:

13:52 here’s a link https://ibb.co/RpBYgQL

Teri May says:

Never mess with someone with a dog no matter the breed. It’s bite will most likely hurt like hell. I have a toy poodle very small my friend jokingly hit me the thing went for the eyes “ we were sitting down.” My friend nearly got blinded and my dog missed but gave a couple of bite marks and one very large gash in the arm it let a lot of blood out. 😂👏🏻

emtbrat21 says:

On a call as an EMT a teen rushed me with a knife and I spun threw him out a window he landed on the knife and died but the original vic lived.

CS [LEADER] Joker! says:

THAT PUPPERS NEEDS AN AWARD

Mr bendy and Oof boi says:

13:41
Dude:hey let’s attack this fat guy with a puppy
Other dude:k
Dude:hey can we have something to smoke
Fat guy:uh no I don’t have any smokers on me
Dude and other dude: angry
Dude: shoves fat dude
Fat guy: unleashes puppy
Fat guy: swings at dude
Dude:haha u miss
Puppy:BARK BARK MOTHER FUC-
Other dude:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude:GET OFF ME
Other dude:HELP
Dude:MY EYE AH
Fat guy:umm should I?
Other dude:AHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2 hours later
Other dude:next time we rob someone we don’t rob that guy deal
Dude: hardly breathing dea..l

Riley Carver says:

Not Legal but…

Rick Shafer says:

Only in Russia would street thugs be so stupid or drunk to try and mug a guy with a caucasian shepherd without a gun. What did they think would happen?

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