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How To Defend Against Short People #shorts #selfdefense

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@Chad_Corbett says:

I needed this half my family are short and angry

@abysswatcher9134 says:

making yourself higher makes it easier for them to nut punch you you don't want that

@jellydragon says:

At that hight she could just punch your balls. And you die

@nielcassidy8295 says:

The stepladder isn't for them to stand on, it's a weapon to hit you with

@user-de2qy1hk7r says:

I sent this to my short friend as she almost killed me

@AlexMarquis-eb9ol says:

Or put your hand on their forehead

@liamsheridan3012 says:

Thanks I really appreciate you giving me this information I really need it

@templarofhell5041 says:

I’m fist lvl to your nuts best remember that fun fact hill giant

@BlokyDoesRoblox6603 says:

as a dwarf myself i can agree this does work

@matthewmalubay6740 says:

❤😢😂😢😂

@cking4869 says:

The worst thing you could possibly do in a fight with a short person is to put them even more at crotch height

@Same_Local.Insomnic says:

Jokes on him, the short person can just beat him with the step ladder instead 👹

@autumnlance643 says:

Be careful trying to get to higher elevation, your kneecaps and tenders are sometimes still within striking range. If not then remember that most, if not all, short people are extremely good at climbing so we can reach things. We don't need a stepladder. 🙂

@callum12 says:

Thank you for the advice. Now I can more effectively fight taller people.

@KPMcConnell says:

If someone did this to me when they got up on the table I would just pick them up (I am very short)

@Kit1073a says:

I got mad in the first 3 seconds of this also I think some of my friends took your lesson

@aaaaeeeaaaaaa says:

How to defend yourself from a short person:
You don't. Godspeed.

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