for you see you tank the hand shot and redirect the omnidirectional flow of the gun to shoot them in the crotch with your other hand, therefore you kill them and any possible children
It would be hilarious if Dale died because he followed his own gun advice. Realistically though? He probably doesnt even put himself into any situations bc he clearly just handles the Detroit PD social media accounts.
βAs you can see, the guy is wearing a pokemon shirt of mega charizard x. What you want to do is telling him that pikachu is the best pokemon ever, while colosseum is the best game. As they are in shock you throw your pokeball in his face and call 911 while he is stunned.β They would legitimately say sh*t like this
"You see, instead of redirecting the knife or disarming it. Intentionally let the attacker stab you in the gut and use your biomechanical arm to break his bones. Ensuring his stabbing arm to he disabled. After that, pull out the knife you stabbed into yourself and stab him repeatedly instead. This will increase your survivability" – Dale, The Detroit Self Defense Guru, probably…
Caleb : "Now what you're gonna do is put it up against my chest and try to shoot me" [0:40] (Gunshot followed by The Background suddenly turning to a Cloudy Stairway to a Bright Light) Caleb : "It worked."
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I love how none of the comments are after their collab video
10:00 The real technique we all have to learn when facing against a knife
9:01 just punch the defender in the face with your other hand or kick him in the dick.
5:58 the brass would burn your hand and the attacker would be able to shoot while you are squirming in pain.
for you see you tank the hand shot and redirect the omnidirectional flow of the gun to shoot them in the crotch with your other hand, therefore you kill them and any possible children
pls Caleb is so funny πππ
Dale's training is first class ticket to meet your maker
well this aged poorly
i got robbed watching this video
I mean you wouldnβt me dead, but youβd be permanently deaf. 7:01
Rip off Detroit Urban Survival is better
3:40 ….. I Laughed way too hard at this πππππ
It would be hilarious if Dale died because he followed his own gun advice. Realistically though? He probably doesnt even put himself into any situations bc he clearly just handles the Detroit PD social media accounts.
Remember, The hand isn't the best at holding things.
7:00Β
"How about you somersault and put your head between your legs so you can kick the gun?"
So you can kick the gun? Not so you can kiss your ass goodbye?
the fucking commitment to the role of dale, it's beautiful
But the hand was not made to hold things very well.
how about this give them all ur shit so u dont die
Omg I lost it at "I don't have arms sir" while sitting in the driver's seat π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Charlie being straight up fucking Neo at this instant
This video is goldπ I'm so happy to have found this videoπ€£
The car scene made me cry from laughter!π€£π€£
βAs you can see, the guy is wearing a pokemon shirt of mega charizard x. What you want to do is telling him that pikachu is the best pokemon ever, while colosseum is the best game. As they are in shock you throw your pokeball in his face and call 911 while he is stunned.β
They would legitimately say sh*t like this
''THE HAND IS NOT MADE TO HOLD VERY WELL" – DALE
"You see, instead of redirecting the knife or disarming it. Intentionally let the attacker stab you in the gut and use your biomechanical arm to break his bones. Ensuring his stabbing arm to he disabled. After that, pull out the knife you stabbed into yourself and stab him repeatedly instead. This will increase your survivability"
– Dale, The Detroit Self Defense Guru, probably…
Caleb : "Now what you're gonna do is put it up against my chest and try to shoot me" [0:40]
(Gunshot followed by The Background suddenly turning to a Cloudy Stairway to a Bright Light)
Caleb : "It worked."
What if I donβt know, the attacker isnβt in point blank range
Dale really thinks he's an action man, but this is just a class act on how to un-action your man
Who here is from Jacksepticeye