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Chest Bump Defense: How to Beat Tough Guys Without Fighting

You know the guy: chest puffed out, stomping forward, ready to bump you like it’s a middle school dance battle. Here’s the truth: ✅ A chest bump is NOT a real attack—it’s an EGO test. ✅ Most times, it’s either bait for a bigger fight… or a setup for something worse. ✅ The BEST defense? Politeness and moving on. In this comedy skit + self-defense tip, we show why fighting over a chest bump is like arguing with a pigeon—you both look silly. Stay smart, stay polite, and don’t let someone’s ego drag you into a bad situation. Like, share, and subscribe for more funny (but real) self-defense lessons. FREE ELITE SELF DEFENSE ONLINE CLASS HERE: https://www.myselfdefensetraining.com/free-elite-self-defense-master-class-registration/ #chestbumpdefense #egofight #barfightprevention #funnyselfdefense #avoidafight #comedyselfdefense #fightsetup #goodsamaritantips #nonviolentdefense #streetsmarts #conflictresolutionfunny

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@Mr.Cockney says:

Fight avoided, fight won.

@myanmaryoyalethwei says:

Very wise!!!

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