Chest Bump Defense: How to Beat Tough Guys Without Fighting
You know the guy: chest puffed out, stomping forward, ready to bump you like it’s a middle
school dance battle.
Here’s the truth:
✅ A chest bump is NOT a real attack—it’s an EGO test.
✅ Most times, it’s either bait for a bigger fight… or a setup for something worse.
✅ The BEST defense? Politeness and moving on.
In this comedy skit + self-defense tip, we show why fighting over a chest bump is like arguing
with a pigeon—you both look silly.
Stay smart, stay polite, and don’t let someone’s ego drag you into a bad situation. Like, share,
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Fight avoided, fight won.
Very wise!!!