from Monty Python’s Flying Circus Season 1 – Episode 04 – Owl Stretching Time Recorded 21-09-69, Aired 26-10-69 I’m slowly uploading the entire Flying Circus…
If we make guns harder to get, lunatics will simply use other items to
inflict just as much harm. Fortunately, this training video shows us how we
can defend ourselves against some of these other weapons.
+The Huffington Post *suggests George Zimmerman go for the “deadly fruit”
*SATIRE — SATIRE — WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!* “My client George Zimmerman is a
very vulnerable individual weighing only 250 pounds. Fragile and delicate
like a petite, gamine ballet dancer. His assailant Trayvon Martin was over
100 pounds lighter — making him much more agile and dangerous. Furthermore
Trayvon Martin was armed with a bag of Skittles AND an iced tea. These are
lethal weapons. It is no wonder that my client felt so threatened. And
quite understandably felt that his life was in danger.”
This video saved my life. I was attacked by a gang of men each with
raspberries. I used my Pointed Stick to throw it at a lion which saved me
Banana is no joke, that thing can kill you.
point-ed sticks :)
Ich erkläre den heutigen Tag zum Tag der Klassiker :)
God, he reminds me of Windsor Davies in this clip! XD
This comment thread made me literally fall out of my chair laughing.
DON’T DROP THE BANANA. Excellent source of potassium
Fruit Ninja !
So much caps lock… could you all stop screaming? I’ve got a terrible
headache. Some bloke attacked me with a peach when my crocodile was
sleeping. It damn well hurt I must admit, nearly killed me right then.
Sounds like minecraft.
Eric: “I told you I told you, but nooo, too busy talking about fresh fruit.”
upload “and now for something completely different” it cant be found in its
entirety in america. i did find a 1 hour video about a video game with the
title and it was depressing
Eat all the cabbages, then send the cabbage vendor to the Fire Nation
THE EARTH KINGDOM DOESN’T HAVE FIREBENDERS, YA TWIT!!! NOW EAT THE CABBAGES
SO WHEN HE LANDS IN NEXT WEEK, HE WILL BE DISARMED!!!!
NO NO NO, THAT WON’T WORK. FIREBEND HIM INTO NEXT WEEK!!!
EARTHBEND HIM INTO NEXT WEEK!!!
SUE THE PRISON.
GOOD HEAVENS. WHAT IF I AM ATTACKED BY THE CABBAGE SELLER FROM AVATAR? I’M
ILL PREPARED!!!!! HELP.
i was once walking down the street when some guy behind a cart threatened
me with a banana. he…he asked me (sorry this is hard to talk about) “”if
i wanted one”. i kicked the banana out of his hand and ran down the street
saying he has a banana run. im now in jail
This must be the Fruit Ninja sensei in his younger days.
OH SHUT UP!
Fruit Ninja; The Early Days.
Now thats how to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.
Teach us about pointed sticks SHUT UP !