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Monty Python – Self-Defense Against Fruit

from Monty Python’s Flying Circus Season 1 – Episode 04 – Owl Stretching Time Recorded 21-09-69, Aired 26-10-69 I’m slowly uploading the entire Flying Circus…

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Stephen Ng says:

If we make guns harder to get, lunatics will simply use other items to
inflict just as much harm. Fortunately, this training video shows us how we
can defend ourselves against some of these other weapons.

Aabra Jaggard says:

+The Huffington Post *suggests George Zimmerman go for the “deadly fruit”
defense*

*SATIRE — SATIRE — WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!* “My client George Zimmerman is a
very vulnerable individual weighing only 250 pounds. Fragile and delicate
like a petite, gamine ballet dancer. His assailant Trayvon Martin was over
100 pounds lighter — making him much more agile and dangerous. Furthermore
Trayvon Martin was armed with a bag of Skittles AND an iced tea. These are
lethal weapons. It is no wonder that my client felt so threatened. And
quite understandably felt that his life was in danger.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-lewis/trayvon-martin-george-zimmerman_b_1379289.html


Clelia Meddle says:

This video saved my life. I was attacked by a gang of men each with
raspberries. I used my Pointed Stick to throw it at a lion which saved me
:D

madmax1717 says:

Banana is no joke, that thing can kill you.

Hanna Page says:

point-ed sticks :)

Roman Pyro says:

Ich erkläre den heutigen Tag zum Tag der Klassiker :)

livvie brundle says:

God, he reminds me of Windsor Davies in this clip! XD

Legendoom says:

This comment thread made me literally fall out of my chair laughing.

Kirk Hammett says:

DON’T DROP THE BANANA. Excellent source of potassium

Daedalus513 says:

Shut up!

I speak English all the time. says:

Fruit Ninja !

Kason Durham says:

So much caps lock… could you all stop screaming? I’ve got a terrible
headache. Some bloke attacked me with a peach when my crocodile was
sleeping. It damn well hurt I must admit, nearly killed me right then.

Corbbin Goldsmith says:

Sounds like minecraft.

jessica badyna says:

Eric: “I told you I told you, but nooo, too busy talking about fresh fruit.”

Isaac Espensen says:

SHUT UP!

hobocatchtool says:

upload “and now for something completely different” it cant be found in its
entirety in america. i did find a 1 hour video about a video game with the
title and it was depressing

Armagon Armagon says:

Eat all the cabbages, then send the cabbage vendor to the Fire Nation :)

James Stephens says:

……..shootin’ him?

HalfTangible says:

THE EARTH KINGDOM DOESN’T HAVE FIREBENDERS, YA TWIT!!! NOW EAT THE CABBAGES
SO WHEN HE LANDS IN NEXT WEEK, HE WILL BE DISARMED!!!!

Kylee Smalley says:

NO NO NO, THAT WON’T WORK. FIREBEND HIM INTO NEXT WEEK!!!

HalfTangible says:

EARTHBEND HIM INTO NEXT WEEK!!!

HalfTangible says:

SUE THE PRISON.

CatholiConservative7 says:

GOOD HEAVENS. WHAT IF I AM ATTACKED BY THE CABBAGE SELLER FROM AVATAR? I’M
ILL PREPARED!!!!! HELP.

metalrulesforrever says:

i was once walking down the street when some guy behind a cart threatened
me with a banana. he…he asked me (sorry this is hard to talk about) “”if
i wanted one”. i kicked the banana out of his hand and ran down the street
saying he has a banana run. im now in jail

The Postman says:

This must be the Fruit Ninja sensei in his younger days.

nananina982 says:

OH SHUT UP!

Danny G says:

Fruit Ninja; The Early Days.

ducksnwine says:

Now thats how to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.

Mchugh272 says:

Teach us about pointed sticks SHUT UP !

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