everytime i go out by myself i always lock my car doors. i remember my sister would make me lock her doors even when it was like 10am in the mornings it didn't matter. so now i do the same because you really never know. recently my bf got a new job and he doesnt get out till 11:30pm and i gotta go pick him up. i get there kind of early and i watch out for everything. i turn my lights off i watch where i park i double check that my doors are locked and im always peeking out my windows to see if theres anyone in my blind spots. its pretty scary but i take cautious and i dont trust anyone. i started to keep a pocket knife thing on my keychain and i hope i will never have to use it on anybody.
If a motherfucker walks up to me and tries to mug me I would probably put my handgun to my head and ask him: " Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?" then laugh and point it towards him. ( That's if he doesn't have a gun or if he is not staying close to me. Cause if he is I'mma just blast his ass.
I'm SO DAMN hard not laugh out when Bart is explaining what he'd do if he was girl aboutt o be raped. jfc man, i wanted to cry and just… laugh. The explaination was so vivid lmfao.
Last night there was some random dude walking on the opposite side of the road and I hadn't seen him come up behind me so when I got the chance I ran through a neighbors house onto our road and ran all the way home 😛 I mean I had a knife but I'd rather not have it come to self defense.
everytime i go out by myself i always lock my car doors. i remember my sister would make me lock her doors even when it was like 10am in the mornings it didn't matter. so now i do the same because you really never know. recently my bf got a new job and he doesnt get out till 11:30pm and i gotta go pick him up. i get there kind of early and i watch out for everything. i turn my lights off i watch where i park i double check that my doors are locked and im always peeking out my windows to see if theres anyone in my blind spots. its pretty scary but i take cautious and i dont trust anyone. i started to keep a pocket knife thing on my keychain and i hope i will never have to use it on anybody.
Yo if i didn't do shit and a female beats my ass or fuck me up I'm suing the fuck outta her
"NOT TODAY"
This girl's definitely an army
No, not today
Tekyun is the ancient Korean MA
Geo pulls gun. Guy: Chill, my car is parked beside yours!
He should be sentenced to 20 years as a dummy for the defense course.
"And what do we say to the god of rape… Not today… mother fucker"
Gina so hot 😍
plays BTS "not today"
Roses are red
grass is greener
when i think about you,
i play with my weener
I have a lazy eye please don't joke about them we're not all criminals.
Dam if she took self defense from Bart & Joe , that dude would be dead lmao
If a motherfucker walks up to me and tries to mug me I would probably put my handgun to my head and ask him: " Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?" then laugh and point it towards him. ( That's if he doesn't have a gun or if he is not staying close to me. Cause if he is I'mma just blast his ass.
Is was eating while bart said all that weird shit lol
I'm SO DAMN hard not laugh out when Bart is explaining what he'd do if he was girl aboutt o be raped. jfc man, i wanted to cry and just… laugh. The explaination was so vivid lmfao.
in the future, when scientists be studying the joemalian dialect, they gonna be mudda confused
they should direct the next saw movie
But is Hella anger
Last night there was some random dude walking on the opposite side of the road and I hadn't seen him come up behind me so when I got the chance I ran through a neighbors house onto our road and ran all the way home 😛 I mean I had a knife but I'd rather not have it come to self defense.
We need Joemalia now!
Ayyyy that's nooottttyyyy
Joe, you forgot Pencak Silat.
yeah I'm one of those petty fuck. I'm poor and if I'm minding my own business and a women hit me i will sue . fuck free money
Jason is me
(Best day of my life)!!!!!!